So I took a shift at work today from a co-worker. She’s not
particularly keen on working concession for closing shifts...or working at all
really. So here I am at work on a day I could have spent watching Korean dramas
and eating cherries on my couch. I’m completely comfortable in the knowledge
that it is a Sunday night on a long weekend and everyone should be camping...
Yeah, thanks a lot Murphy’s Law you cunt faced whore. We were ridiculously busy
for a Sunday night first rush. I managed not to off myself overdosing on fake
cheer and civility but by the time I was done the set I had come to a
conclusion:
Stupid people should never work customer service. EVER.
Yeah, I’m a bitch. Trust me, I know.
One of my co-workers is literally so fucking stupid I’m
pretty sure her mother threw her at a wall when she was a baby. Not just
dropped her, but full throttle whipped her at a wall. Her thought process isn’t
what ours is; you know point A to point B. Hers is more like: Point A.....
*whistling noise*....*explosion*.... Point F. Yep. It’s taken a lot of my
patience not to just reach out and pluck her head off her shoulders. She is
literally the stupidest person I have ever met...and if she has a learning disability
I sincerely apologize, but you should have a disclaimer or something for that. I
legitimately fear for any children she has, she’ll probably give them Miracle
Grow thinking they’ll grow faster. Dear Gods. Now I closed with her, sent her off to clean
things in the hopes she wouldn’t use the wrong chemical or leave the theatre
entirely (she’s done this before). We
managed to get through closing without setting the place on fire and I was
beyond ecstatic to be on my way home.
So of course the bus
decided not to show up. Yupp. Sometimes they come after midnight on Sundays...sometimes
not. Drives me fucking bat shit I tell you. So I took a cab home after
realizing I was stranded and came home to two cats and a friend. And ants. Did
I tell you about the ants? Our house has been taken over by the little fuckers.
So my friend and I decided to eradicate the little shits... took off the
baseboard by my entertainment unit and vacuumed them up, sealed a hole in the
wall there then sealed another hole in the furnace room after pelting them with
Windex and Raid. Now I’m sitting here trying to get the internet to function
properly and waiting for True Blood to load, because there is no way I’m going
to bed without chocolate and sexy vampires *cough Eric Northman cough*
On the whole I guess today hasn’t been a horrible day... it
just would have been nice to actually have a day off to chill and not deal with
stupid people, cleaning, and bugs. Oh well, the show goes on I guess.
P.S. I really wish people would be reliable... instead of
fucking me over constantly.
Slainte,
~ Viki
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